Darts
You line up on the oche
Just like Robin Hood
You're aim's to get 'three in a bed'
You think you are that good!
You end up with a 'bag of nails'
Three darts in number 1
The next throw hits the wire
You'll never score that ton
Then when you think you're beaten
You throw a perfect score
180 cries the referee
The crowd begin to roar
Another gallon of beer down
You'll show 'em how to win
But every dart you aim now
Just ends up in the bin!
© Marjorie Ramsay
DUSTER
With your bonny feather duster
In your 'marigolded' hand
And your 'oh so pretty' apron
My word you do look grand
Cleaning every space
Making all so spick and span
You are definitely an asset
And such a helpful man
But...now that it's your birthday
Just put away your mop
Drink that pint that's in your hand
Then you can wipe away the slop!
© Marjorie Ramsay
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These verses are fantastic - thanks for sharing them.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness Marjie, you've been busy. These are fantastic as usual. Thanks for sharing with us
ReplyDeleteWow Marjie, glad to see your still doing your verses. and they are fabulous.......
ReplyDeleteHope you are keeping Well xx
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Sylvia R xx
Just love your verses etc;x
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