Walkies
A spot of orienteering
Is the project for this week
You've long aspired to climbing
That far and distant peak
So...with your rucksack and your compass
Doggie.... hipflask and some grub
You set out for your ramble
But stop off at the pub
With a few pints now inside you
You're bearings are in a mess
Just as well you're mobile
Is installed with GPS
You wander down the byways
Not sensing longitude or lat'
And end up back at your house
A more familiar habitat!
© Marjorie Ramsay
Toilet
Sitting on the throne
Paper in your hand
Trousers round your ankles
My word ...don't you look grand?
A little peace and quiet
While sitting on the loo
But oh my Lord... you do kick up
Such a stinking poo!!!!
Perhaps it's all that beer
That's causing such a reek
Better get more 'Air Wick'
When out shopping in the week!
© Marjorie Ramsay
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Brilliant Marje, suits my dad to a tee!
ReplyDeleteJulie x
i will not benefit much from this however my parents
ReplyDeletewill, so thanks a lot
Hehe never would have thought of that, wonderful! xxx
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