Flippin' Men Decoupage Verses - Snooker and BBQ

Snooker
Your cue is chalked and ready
As you approach the table
The balls are in position
And you feel fit and able
To make a massive break
So you go to play your shot
But the cue ball finds the pocket
So able....you are not!
Your next ball hits the cushion
And makes a double kiss
The white rolls down the baulk end
And every ball does miss
C'mon now..play a safe shot
And try to save the game
Alas, you've now been snookered
Your mate has won the frame!

© Marjorie Ramsay

BBQ
The sausages are blazing
The steak is nearly black
The flames are soaring heavenward
You seem to have the knack
Of burning every darned thing
Cremating this and that
The whole lot's off the menu
At least we won't get fat!

© Marjorie Ramsay

Here' a link put onto a forum I'm a member of for funny BBQ quotes......

http://www.bbq.co.uk/features/barbecue-quotations.aspx